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It is with a heavy heart to say I lost a good friend and follow airboater today Elwood North (WOOD) on SA pass this morning he will be miss. We didn't get to take that last ride bud. (RIP)

Posted an add for a mini airboat for sale for a friend on Craigslist as well as S/A ciassifieds received this email this morning does not sound kosher. Just passing on information I think may be helpful in keeping anyone from getting rip off. Hello, Thanks for your prompt e-mail, it was...

Apparently Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth. Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!!

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just...

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Ran a cross this letter the other day This is a very good letter to the editor. This woman made some good points. For some reason, people have difficulty structuring their arguments when arguing against supporting the currently proposed immigration revisions. This lady made the argument pretty...

I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the "20 Item Limit" sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the checkout line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart...

You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet. For those of you who have never traveled to the West or Southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from...

Here's a possible solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about...

Courage. You're a 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded and dying in the jungle somewhere in the Central Highlands of Viet Nam . It's November 11, 1967. LZ (landing zone) X-ray. Your unit is outnumbered 8-1 and the enemy fire is so intense, from 100 yards...

Sherry Hackett, wife of the late Buddy Hackett, is a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat. It would be thought that many other Democrats share her position. Thought you might enjoy This was written by Sherry Hackett, Buddy Hackett's widow. "WE NOTICED" President Obama: Today I read of...

WOW!! What a letter!!! Check his credentials. Then read his letter to Pelosi! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Born St. Louis , Missouri , August 21, 1944 Bar Admissions: North Carolina , 1969 U.S. District Court, Eastern, Middle and Western...

My neighbor is a "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho Socialized Medicine, "guns should be banned", etc.). So this past spring I put this sign up in my yard after one of his anti-gun rants at a neighborhood Cocktail party. The sign wasn't up more than an hour before he...

We truly take a lot for granted. Forget the football 'heroes' and movie 'stars'. Pass this on so that all may know the price of freedom Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and a Soldier One died for your soul; the other for your freedom.

It was entertainment night at the Sun City Center. >> > > >> > > Dudley the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance - I >> > > intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' >> > > >> > > The excitement was almost electric as Dudley withdrew a beautiful...

A guy who lives at Lake Conroe (50 miles north of Houston ) saw a ball bouncing around kind of strange in the lake and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flathead catfish that had apparently tried to swallow a basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The fish was totally...

A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: 'This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package.' He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. 'She got this the first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 years ago. She has...

"I'm Tired" by Robert A. Hall I'll be 65 soon. Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce, and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I've worked, hard, since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven't...