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I JUST TALKED TO AUNT NANCY AND SHE SAID UNCLE BUD IS IN VERY BAD CONDITION. SHE IS AFRAID AND SCARED HE WILL NOT MAKE IT... SHE IS ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW TO BE WITH HIM AND TRY TO STIR UP SOME HELP FOR HIM FROM THE DOCTORS. CONSTANT PRAYERS IN THE NAME OF JESUS PLEASE...

WHO'S MY FAVORITE LITTLE TEA POT?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9taA21MnDs Why does it always have to be me...can't you guy's behave for one minute?!?! SGU MAMA THIS AND SGU MAMA THAT...WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAA ....... Dang....I need a vacation! :D :roll: :lol: :shock: :wink:

You hear . . . “Luke, I am your father… and your uncle… “You ever said the phrase, “May the force be with y’all. “Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. You can easily describe the...

12 Days of Redneck Chriistmas On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Some parts to a Mustang GT. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Two huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Three shotgun...

OHHHH, that's how it done!!! A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we...

Wouldn't it be fitting if this went completely around the world!..... John Gebhardt's wife, Mindy, said that this little girl's entire family was executed. The insurgents intended to execute the little girl also, and shot her in the head...but they failed to kill her. She was cared for in...

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and...

I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, nor the lights or its decor, But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics, the trash. There stood the kid from seventh grade who...

Too gross for human consummation I guess.... Deleted with my apologizes...

A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration...

We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because...

* Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. * You answer the door before people knock. * You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. * You can take a picture of yourself from...

How many women with "MENOPAUSE" does it take to change a light bulb? Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE FREAKING...

LOST GRANDPA......... ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING : Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall ! A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy hesitated for a...

The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest...

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving...

A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.. HERE ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS: 5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER 12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM 83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT'S THE...

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In...