beer vs. water

[cntry141iq]

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to
go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop

BEER = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and talk poop than to drink water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as
a public service.

Have a nice day...

 

[SwampMatt]

Water is H2O which is 2 hydrogen atoms bonded to one oxygen atom.

Chemically speaking, you could call it "Di-Hydrogen-Mon-Oxide".

A man once called his City Water Dept, and informed him that he'd just had his tap water analyzed and the results came back that there were very high levels of "Di-Hydrogen-Mon-Oxide" in it.

He asked the city what they were going to do about it.

The city wrote him back and told him:
Sir, after extensive testing, we can assure you that there is NO "Di-Hydrogen-Mon-Oxide" in our water!

:::another groaner::: :lol:

matt.

 

[Rich Andrews]

I like to keep the ratio to about 10/1 on weekends.....in favor of BEER. ICE COLD BEER. I eat enough POOP during the week!