Best Break Up Letter

[jdotson]

Some of you may have already seen this but I get a laugh every time I read it.

The Best break-up letter so far....

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky


The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:


Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

 

[SAFARI RICK]

GIDDY UP!!!!!!!!!

 

[Olf Art]

Jdotson, nobody but a mad dog Marine could write that and get away with it ...... that is too funny.

Something like that happened to one of my buddys in VN. He got the dreaded 'Dear John' letter, so he wrote back and all he said was ... "What did you say your name was again?"

We all figured he was better off, so we drank to it. 8)

 

[darkwader]

Now that was funny :lol: :lol:

 

[fatboy0054]

I BLAME MY BREAK UP ON WILD HAIR AND THANKS SO MUCH ! I GOT A AIRBOAT NOW ! SHES JUST AS GOOD AS ANY OHTER RELATIONSHIP I HAVE EVER HAD ! SHE DONT TALK BACK I CAN HAVE FUN ,, DOESNT SAY NO, MUCH ! I CAN SHOW HER OFF TO MY BUDDIES DONT MIND ! SHE ALWAYS LISTENS ! DONT GET MAD WHEN I LEAVE ALONG FOR WEEKS AT A TIME IN THE BACK YARD ! DONT MIND IF I CHEAT ON HER ! LET MY BUDDIES RIDE DONT BOTHER ME, HER EITHER ! DONT GET NO BETTER ! I COULD GO ON BUT YALL GET THE PICTURE ! :shock: :shock:

 

[Wild Hair]

I'll give her back if you let me ride on your bote sometime since I don't have one anymore.