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How sniper got me in trouble ... (tongue in cheek)

bigkavr

Well-known member
Folks,

Here's a short story I sent to friends in the swiftwater rescue world.
I doubt they will appreciate how I wrote the article but I bet everyone here will... BTW Never, ever follow Sniper across a railyard. Err, umm, oops, wait a minute, he was following me... Damn, there goes my scape goat.... Take care Sniper. :)

Katrina

How does one describe the apocalypse? I don’t know if anyone can. But I saw the closest thing imaginable in my mind!!
The feeling of foreboding and emptiness is very, very strong and at times, almost overpowering. Here I am in the middle of one of the greatest cities in
America, and yet, I’m in the middle of nowhere.

Imagine driving (in convoy) on Interstate 10 in New Orleans, mid morning,
and NO traffic. Nothing. No trucks, no cars, no busses, no motorcycles. Just you and your little convoy. After the visual shock sets in, then the olfactory shock really reared its ugly head. And wow, what a shock. Nobody had blocked up sinuses while being deployed. All the chemical and biological odors made sure of that!!

Our airboat rescue group was tasked with Louisiana Fish and Wildlife officials who were doing the hospital rescues downtown. We arrived at their
staging area early Thursday morning and convoyed with them downtown to begin evacuation of the first hospital. We came off I-10 and passed within three blocks of the superdome where all the trouble was happening. After driving through water about a foot deep and for about 8 blocks, we arrived at our launch area. This launch area was directly in front of City Hall, on a boulevard and had a dry area for the trucks. We unloaded the airboats and with an armed LFW agent on each airboat, we proceeded for the next two days to help evac three hospitals, one law enforcement center and two apartment buildings. Through all this, I had a few “insights� as to urban rescue operations while using an airboat that I thought you’d appreciate.

First learning curve. Where are the frickin’ fire hydrants? I think I found every one of them the hard way. Sure glad my hull was built for severe ice rescue work or I’d still be sitting down there in the vile water with a breached hull. I swear, those hydrants have legs!! And they use them!!

Second learning curve. DO NOT, and I mean, DO NOT under any circumstances get under one of the army’s twin rotor helos while their hovering. Twice, while I was loaded with evacs, a twin rotor came over me and STOPED!! Arrg!!! (remember, we’ve got multi story buildings on either side of us) I know they couldn’t see us, but as they were just above the buildings, their prop wash had nowhere to go but between the buildings. Believe me, it’s just like a mini hurricane complete with 2 foot waves and winds strong enough to slam the airboat into buildings (which it did). Both times, my passengers (and myself) were drenched to the bone with the most god awful water imaginable. There is just NO way to describe how bad the water was…. I had warned my guard on the second day (he was new) about being careful to watch out for the “evil twin rotors�, but it was apparent that he thought I was either paranoid or really a “scaredy cat�. Well, after the second rotor-wash blasting, (his first) my guard saw the light and realized
just how dangerous it was under one of those behemoths. For the rest of that day, he jumped at the sight of ANY helo getting anywhere near us. Good boy!
Third learning curve. If it looks like a piece of plywood floating just beneath the surface, it may be in reality, a fully loaded dumpster!! (remember, in places, the water’s surface was completely covered with debris and only the airboats could safely and quickly traverse said areas without any ill side effects) Luckily, I was only going at an idle when I encountered said “plywood� and the airboat coming to an abrupt stop was not as dramatic as it would have been had I been up on plane…. Only thing damaged was a little polymer on the hull and my pride… Bested by a dumpster! How will I ever live that down……

Fourth learning curve. While traversing across a flooded rail yard (this was on our last day deployed, Sunday) never ever think you know where all the switches are based on how the train cars are parked. Even though the water was anywhere from 6 inches to 3 feet deep, two damn switches still jumped up and hit my airboat. I get NO respect!! All day, I was telling my two guards to sit more and stand less while the airboat was in motion. Funny, after bouncing off the first switch, their derriere’s were glued to the seats!! I swear I heard suction sounds if they moved…. Going through the rail yard and traversing across a 6 foot tall, 16 foot wide, dry levy was involved so we could gain access to another part of town that needed to be searched.
Very frustrating when after all the travel to get on site, very few want to leave!! Oh well, such is life…..

Fifth learning curve. Coast Guard helos have no idea what their down-wash does to boats!! And apparently, they like to watch close and personal like, while airboats do rescues too. While picking up a grandmother and her grandson from the front of a house, the CG came in and hovered directly above us just as grandma sat down. Poor granny, her eyes were as big as saucers as the down-wash wrapped us around and into the tree. I think I can find the house again because of all the red paint from my airboat that I left on the big tree in front of the house!!

All in all, we did a damn good job. I was told that in four days time, the final rescue count was aprox. 400 from one hospital, 200 from another, 75 from a third, 200 from the CCC building (sheriff’s) and about 100 from various apt. buildings. This was done with 8 private airboats, 2 Texas Fish and Wildlife airboats and about 40+ Louisiana and Texas Fish and Wildlife agents.

With all the serious incident reports floating around, I thought a little humor was in order. Thus, the above account. All is true, and I’m damn proud to have been a part of, and to witness, all the fantastic rescue teams that were deployed into downtown New Orleans. To all that are still deployed, take care and be safe.

Brian Edwards
Sandusky County SAR
Fremont, OH :twisted: :twisted:
 
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Thanks Brian. I've been reading every Katrina Relief story I could find. That's the best one yet.

Nice airboat you have there:

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Thanks Again,
Rick
 
Moodfood, T-Rex, Rick. Thanks for the kudos. I thought the caption would get Sniper wound up, but alas, no show.. :cry:

Hey Harvey, the white stuff in the photo is the the only thing in the world that airboats love more that high-test fuel.... Er, well, maybe it's the screwy a**ed operator that loves the white stuff.

Winter's just around the corner, you guys need to come up here and play on the snow and ice. Just think, no bugs, no gators, no bitchy passengers (for some reason, I have no passengers in the winter, go figure..) and best of all no traffic... Like I've said before, abby-normal
would be an understatement about me... :lol:
 
Great Story Brian! This is a testament of the attitude of the people that went with us. Anyone else would have complained about the Helo's and the damage to their boats. NOT THESE GUYS! They found the best in everyone and everything and just kept on giving a 100%. I'd do it again if I had the chance, only I'd hide and watch that last little stunt at the rail yard. Diamondback helped Sniper get his polymer back on and from what I hear he has been doing radio interviews all over the place. He was on the big country station in Atlanta last night. Way too promote the industry!!! Everyone out there just loved Brian's boat, I'm sure some of the fire and rescue depts that seen him in action will be acquiring some.
Thanks for sharing the story Brian.
 
Brian

You have a way with words and you are one dam good Airboat operator and I think you and I made one hell of a good Search & Rescue team
and boy I thought I was the only one that had those run in with obsticles
when those Helo's got over me I felt like a ball in a pinball machine bouncing off every thing but boy that little levey was lots of fun nothing like sand ,rocks and a Chainlink fence and very little area to manuver in to make it fun I bet there aint a handfull of operators out there that could have managed that one and yes your posting got mt attention real fast but I would be your wing man any time.

Sniper
 
Aw shucks Sniper, sniff, sniff... Now ya done and got me aww bleary eyed and embarrased like.. :oops:
Kudos back at ya!! Your not to shabby of an operator yourself.. I'd be your wing man anytime too.. You made going over that dry levey look easy. We did make a great team! Kind of reminded me of two kids trying to out do each other but WITHOUT the getting in trouble part.... :lol: :lol:
The only thing I couldn't figure out was, how in the hell did you ALWAYS get the beautiful women in YOUR boat?? Never could figure that one out...... :wink: I must be getting old.. Take care.
 
Yea

She was very easy on the eye's and My buddy Matt stayed on me all week about not talking to the press I guess it's his Navy SEAL back ground
but when she came along the rules changed real quick and I'm still giving him a hard time about that little rule change me I looked at it as a good opertunity to premote Airboats and Airboating.I just got threw doing a hour long inetrview for a hour long talk show on the number three country station in the USA it will air this Sunday morning from seven till 8 am and you can get the station on your computer and listen it is WKHX 101.5 in Atlanta and I'm sure your ears will burn just a little but it was all good stuff. I hope threw all this that it will open the worlds eyes to how useful Airboats are for Search and Rescue operations.
 
Rules change! Is that what you called it? I'm just jeleous that I didn't get her on my boat first... Like I said, "I must be getting old"..)

Congrats on the interviews, sounds GREAT. Hmmm, "my ears will burn a little".. E-Gads man!! What did you tell them about me? Not the woman and her three rotweilers incident!!! (Everytime I think of her I start laughing. I do hope she's doing OK..) Or the one about the guy bailing out of the airboat at 30 MPH. That one was Strange......

After everyone hears your interviews, I'll probably never be able to go south of the Mason/Dixon line again... :lol: :lol:
 
You did have a way of ending up with all the strange ones in your boat I wonder how that happend oh and by the way the trailer Queen is back to her ole self,new polymer thanks to Diamondback and all the scratches repainted and a few improvments a back up bildge pump and a intercome
with head sets for commuication instead of pulling the ear muffs away from each others head and screaming in each others ear.may be some day I will catch up to you and all the cool stuff you have on your boat.
 
Cool stuff on my boat?? What were you smoking? If my boat was any more striped down, it'd be naked....

Intercoms.. Great. what kind did you get? I remember intercoms, I used to have a nice pair. till an evacuee (on the first day) puked into one set.. Yuck!! I'm still not sure how, or if, I can clean and decontaminate them.. Any ideas?

I got up the nerve to look at my polymer the other day. I had started with a half inch of the new generation hard stuff. now, It's worn down to "OH MY GOD" thickness. There's also some real gouges that I must have been sleeping when they were created, because I don't remember hitting anything (in that part of the hull) that would have caused them. Hmmm, now that I think about it, were you and Matt using my boat while I was sleeping? :roll: Ahh, the fun we had..
 
I would wash them with water first let them dry and then make a strong soluion of water and clorox and put it in a spray bottle and spray them down with that Clorox kills every thing I think and then let them set in open sun light for a few days,sun light will kill germs also.
 
Love the story brian, Give me a call when you have time, would love to talk. ( I been hearing lots of good stories of you and that boat.)
Faron
 
Sniper, as usual, you are correct.. Between the bleach and a week of sunshine, the headsets look and smell clean.. I'm trying the same thing with the neoprene boots I was wearing but the stench is still there.. I may have to deep six the boots... Poor boots, they served me well.......

Faron, I'm a little concerned about Stan and the factory. Looks like it's going to get a little pounding.. I'll give you a call later.
 
This storm is a Cat 5 heading right by our shop. I am pretty sure that my dad wont leave. Our shop is on the Tx / LA border right on the Sabine river and only 17 miles from the Gulf. This storm could be very bad.
Guess we just have to wait it out and see. Keep your fingers crossed.
Faron
 
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