rednedk thinkin'

[bravo1218]

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're
suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them
fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is
that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot
coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and
still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you
asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser
fer all them ugly women I slept with ?"

 

[Ms. Wizard]

bravo....that only happens in the Keys right?

dawn 8)

 

[bravo1218]

Ms
Can't say. What happens in the keys stays in the keys!

 

[Ms. Wizard]

bravo: that's a good way to cover yourself! I was serious about my friend....then you wouldn't have to worry about these things.
Have a great day!


dawn

 

[woodswoman]

Tim,

Sounds to me like you might want to take Dawn up on her offer......after all, a smart, good-looking guy like yourself with an AIRBOAT and a harley should be in the company of good-lookin, quality women! Just my opinion. LOL

P.S. Besides you know where to find the hogs...that's a definate plus to country gals..... LB