sort of funny joke.

[bondsman]

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"
>
> "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>
> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor
Virgil
>
> Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his
firewood!
>
> Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
logs,
>
> but he's hidin' it there."
>
> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
> The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies
descend on Virgil's
>
> house. They search the shed where the
firewood is kept.
>
> Using axes, they bust open every piec! e of
woo d, but
>
> find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
leave.
>
> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

>
> "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the
Sheriff come?"
>
> "Yeah!"
>
> "Did they chop your firewood?"
>
> "Yep!"
>
> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>
> (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

 

[robert4570]

Thats a good one ... :lol:
Now if i could just get them do the same with my old shed and have them haul it off too .