rick
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Posted: May 19, 2006
1:00 a.m. Eastern
© 2006 WorldNetDaily.com
The top stories in America this week are simply astounding.
First, illegal aliens continue to invade the United States seemingly at will, as our elected clowns (aka the president and Congress) remain gutless in their attempts to stem the tide. Gonads are apparently out of stock in Washington when it comes to deporting illegals and building a barrier along the entire southern border with Mexico.
Meanwhile, alligators are on the prowl in Florida, threatening anything that moves, from people to puppy dogs. As far as I can tell, the critters have no apparent new hatred for humans. They're just doing what comes naturally when encroached upon.
Both these problems have received plenty of media coverage, and have left much of America in a panic. So what's the nation to do? How can the republic survive? After about 10 seconds of deep thought, the answer is obvious.
Put the alligators on the border.
Yes, finally a solution that has some teeth. Lots and lots of teeth.
The new faces of U.S. Border Patrol agents?
Simply transplant a large sample of Florida's reptile populace (the meanest, nastiest looking buggers) along a path from....
The rest: http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=50268
1:00 a.m. Eastern
© 2006 WorldNetDaily.com
The top stories in America this week are simply astounding.
First, illegal aliens continue to invade the United States seemingly at will, as our elected clowns (aka the president and Congress) remain gutless in their attempts to stem the tide. Gonads are apparently out of stock in Washington when it comes to deporting illegals and building a barrier along the entire southern border with Mexico.
Meanwhile, alligators are on the prowl in Florida, threatening anything that moves, from people to puppy dogs. As far as I can tell, the critters have no apparent new hatred for humans. They're just doing what comes naturally when encroached upon.
Both these problems have received plenty of media coverage, and have left much of America in a panic. So what's the nation to do? How can the republic survive? After about 10 seconds of deep thought, the answer is obvious.
Put the alligators on the border.
Yes, finally a solution that has some teeth. Lots and lots of teeth.
The new faces of U.S. Border Patrol agents?
Simply transplant a large sample of Florida's reptile populace (the meanest, nastiest looking buggers) along a path from....
The rest: http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=50268
Hevens NO don't remove it !