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Toilet paper Rev limiter...

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Rich Andrews

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Does anyone know who makes one of these? I think its' the only solution to clogged toilets. For some reason my wife thinks the more paper the better..........
 
ROFLMAO......thats a great one Rich....my damn girlfriend thinks the same way...if ten sheets is good, thirty must be better... :D Maddog
 
I wake up in the morning, and it looks like an elephant came in and wiped up...paper piled above water level. I go to my reserve stash on the airboat, and it's gone....she says ooh Karen and I had to pee....I said, that could have lasted me another week or two. So from now on, you clog it you plunge it!
 
I think Graingers has them. Don't waste your time and $ . We have the most sophisticated model and my wife still uses mass quantities ---only at a lower rpm. The bearings on the dispenser will last much longer and the risk of fire will be less. :lol:
 
Rich, all you have to do is some training. Show her how much to use, then show her how to use the plunger!!!!!!!! You gotta stand upand lay the law down. Show her how to break up the brown trout or lincoln log as well. My wife and daughter use to do it every day, now when it happen they have to clear it and clean it. It don't happen to often these days. Lay the law down.
 
My sides kinda hurt from laughing.
Thanks for helpin me realize, maybe my problems ain't that bad after all
 
They got a new dispencer in the shop at work, uses them big rolls
but you have to beg it off the roll one sheet at a time, and when
you do finely get a good bit its like trying to wipe yer but with
a hand full of string. Dang I Hate that stuff, what ever happend to
good old Charman?
 
:pottytrain4: Rich, I think they must try to make a mitten out of the TP rather than just tear off a few sheets at a time.LOL
 
Teach them to conserve T.P. by using the battlefield method:

1 Take one piece of T.P. and tear our a small piece from the center.
2 Put small piece torn out behind left ear.
3 Insert finger through hole.
4 Wipe with finger
5 wipe off finger with paper.
6 Use small piece from behind ear to clean under fingernail.
7 Tell co-workers that your black eye came from running into a tree with your airboat.
 
I dont ever clog at the house. Feel bad for the public places though cause theres no remorse :). I just like as much tp between my fingers and my crap as I can get. Thats the way I see it. :lol:
 
being a master turdologist for over 25 yrs i could give professional advise but i dont take 8) credit cards
 
Hey Rich,

You need to upgrade that toilet.

Sounds like you need to get a Thunderflush 5000.
Their all aluminum watercooled, with all stainless hardware, and a pressure rated neoprene sealing ring. I think they have an optional polymer bowl liner, and superwide carbon fiber seats also.

They come standard with steel-flex, but may wear prematurely depending on severity of service.

I heard they will clear an Orlando phonebook on 1.5 gallons per flush, while swirling at 300 rpm's!

I think the high end models are guaranteed to reliably flush 5 acres of rain Forest, or your money back.
 
thinwater you ever in the military sounds like the MRE method, i tell mine 4 squares multiple wipes. in the morning it sounds like shes trying to pull start the TP dispencer
 
10-4 Charels.

It just a joke about the nature of airboaters.
Not a slap at anyone.
Just a joke.

Funny part is Goldhunter 2 will probably start welding up his own Thunderflush 5000 once the material arrives at his house this afternoon!

We need a redneck emoti-toon thingy!
 
Morning update......after adjusting the float to the top of the holding tank, and telling her to hold down for 3 seconds, we have a successfull flush.
 
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High speed reloader.

Well, maybe the next best thing...

http://www.genuinehotrod.com/
 
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