That is TOO FUNNY!!!! LOL :lol:
My two favorites....
Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
But they ALL are good!
Funny site. :lol:
matt.