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Florida Alligator Attack
Man battered girlfriend with three-foot reptile
JULY 19--A Florida man assaulted his girlfriend with a three-foot alligator during a domestic dispute Friday morning, according to cops. David Havennar, 41, was charged with battery for smacking girlfriend Nancy Monico in the ribs with the gator, who lived in a bathtub in Havennar's Port Orange trailer, according to the below Volusia County Sheriff's Office report. Monico told deputies that she did not know why Havennar had an alligator in his bathtub, but claimed her beau was "torturing" the reptile. However, an examination of the reptile--which was seized by state wildlife officials--showed no signs of abuse. Click here to see a photo of the gator in the tub. Monico, on the other hand, suffered minor injuries to her lip, legs, and back area, according to investigators. For his part, Havennar claimed that Monico started the 9 AM dustup when she "bit him on the hand because she was mad about being out of alcohol."

just when you thought you'd heard it all. Hey, if your boat has more horsepower than the truck you pull it with--- you might be a redneck
Now that's an original weapon! Maybe she could have picked up a Florida panther and scratched him with it in self-defense. I wonder if there's a video of that fight?

How did I ever miss this post!!!!
Hey, I see they opened the "Glades" for snipe and waterfowl hunting!


Better watch out!

I think Mood is gettin' some ideas here!