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What is the hold up on this project you lazy ass ?

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I been on the phone allot lately.

Busting you and Dudley's ass on the phone every day!
It takes time, it takes energy.

Not complaining though, 'cause nothing is more rewarding to me than P2 getting a good ass bust'in everytime I make his phone ring! :thumbup:

I am looking more and more everyday towards shifting my focus back towards the Woodpussy Project....... mostly 'cause I just can't tell much more ass bust'in insults my buddy P2 can take! Bwess his wittle heart!

Yep, no excuses. Gotta go.
Gotta go get my phone, and call my buddy P2!
He's one tough Sun of a Gun is all I can tell ya!

That's one fine engine stand P2 built for me in that picture though.
Bigtime!
It is amazing to me that somebody who was so angry, was able to build such a nice damn engine stand.

P2 is one heck of a guy!
Proud to call him my friend!
I don't care how hostile he gits, how hard he stomps his feet, or how many pieces of steel he throws in anger! :salute:
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That explains it your a candyass telemarketer preying on the old (dudley) and the working class folks . Put your mickey d's head set down and pick up a frickin torch and some old coat hangers and get off your lazy butt and get to it .

Don't be scared
Be brave little beauchamp

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Hey, what is this old crap?
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It sounds like he's just staring at it as if it were a Topless women, but it's really a topless boat! :lol: :lol: :downtown: :downtown:

Good lookin project, rot thare!
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hey this is more like it , i been thinkin cowboy was way to serious with the doom and gloom , p3 still kickin he lost so mush wt in the last year i was thinkin he may have just went poof 8)

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I remember the day I met Dudley, Cowboy, and Todd for the first time and I'm still laughing. :lol:
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Hey if Cowboy ain't bad mouthin ya he don't love ya.
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Yep, hes been too busy to check his pms too. :lol:
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YEAH! TELE-MARKETER!

Kinda sorta.....
after so many of P2 friends telling me how sick they are of hearing him complain about the chronic assbusting's he gets on the phone from me, it gave me an idea.

The Ass busting crisis line!

P2 can dial 1-800, ASS- BUST!
One of Cowboy's Busted Ass Counselor's is available 24 hours a day, for any candyasses, who's candy gits cracked, at any time.

Candyasses have got to have somebody to talk to right? Why not us? Candyasses have money to got money to spend too right?

Well the idea turned out to be a financial success, but not in the way I suspected it would.

My Crisis Line really only has one consistent customer, when I thought we would have hundred's or thousands.

The customer account we have is under the name Mr Beauchamp, but the payments are settled by a credit cards held by P2!

Money is money, and I don't care who pays for Mr Beauchamp's Crisis Counseling...... but I do suspect that Mr Beauchamp and P2 are the same person in real life.

Here is a picture of Mr Beauchamp, that we have on file for our records.
http://tdf165.files.wordpress.com/2009/ ... rgun21.jpg

Your free to call anytime you like Mr Beauchamp! You more than welcome, 'cause our mission statement says:
( A P2 is a terrible thing to waste! )

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YOU Guys Crack me UP..!! lmbo (laughing My Butt Off)
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cowboy wrote:YEAH! TELE-MARKETER!

Kinda sorta.....
after so many of P2 friends telling me how sick they are of hearing him complain about the chronic assbusting's he gets on the phone from me, it gave me an idea.

The Ass busting crisis line!

P2 can dial 1-800, ASS- BUST!
One of Cowboy's Busted Ass Counselor's is available 24 hours a day, for any candyasses, who's candy gits cracked, at any time.

Candyasses have got to have somebody to talk to right? Why not us? Candyasses have money to got money to spend too right?

Well the idea turned out to be a financial success, but not in the way I suspected it would.

My Crisis Line really only has one consistent customer, when I thought we would have hundred's or thousands.

The customer account we have is under the name Mr Beauchamp, but the payments are settled by a credit cards held by P2!

Money is money, and I don't care who pays for Mr Beauchamp's Crisis Counseling...... but I do suspect that Mr Beauchamp and P2 are the same person in real life.

Here is a picture of Mr Beauchamp, that we have on file for our records.
http://tdf165.files.wordpress.com/2009/ ... rgun21.jpg

Your free to call anytime you like Mr Beauchamp! You more than welcome, 'cause our mission statement says:
( A P2 is a terrible thing to waste! )
Took ya 2 days to come back with this busted lame $hit . I think I see the problem your ears are plugged up so tight your starting to believe the crap your trying to sell :D Lil cowboy Beauchamp go change your socks and go get to work on that boat...

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Sorry Lil Beauchamp!
I reckon I did forget about you over the weekend.

I don't feel guilty though, 'cause I know if things git really bad, you can always call the crisis line!

It's always there for you P2!

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Hey Cowboy

If you would hurry up and get that boat finished we could use in the calendar I'm sure we could get Dudley to pose for you he would look real good in a Camo Bikini :lol:
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Get after it lil beauchamp
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HEY LIL' P2CHAMP!
GIT OUT OF THEM GAURDS!
QUIT TRYING TO SYPHON MY AEROSHELL AGAIN!
DAMN IT P2!
I'M SICK OF IT!
I'M GONNA GIT YOU A CASE OF YOUR VERY OWN FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR!

ONLY ASK THAT YOU DECIDE TO BE SOMEBODY COOL FOR HALLOWEEN THIS TIME!
SOMEBODY LIKE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES!
NOT MR BEAUCHAMP!

IN CASE NOBODY TOLD YOU, MR BEAUCHAMP IS NOT COOL. HE IS A p***!
JUST A LITTLE F-Y-I FOR YA P2!

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ALSO LIL' BEAUCHAMP P2....
ONE MORE THING....
DON'T BE CLIMBING IN MY GAURDS AGAIN, UNLESS I GOT PROOF OF A CURRENT TETNUS SHOT FROM YOU!
I DON'T CARE HOW BAD YOU MOTOR NEEDS OIL!
ONE NICK OF THAT RUSTY OLD METAL, AND YOU GONNA GIT LOCK-JAW ON HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR!

ALL THE OTHER KIDS ARE GONNA TAKE ALL YOU CANDY AWAY AGAIN TOO LIL' BEAUCHAMP! I MEAN P2!

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Replica engine stand by P2.

Copy of a stand built by Bobby Simpson in 1973 or 4

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