SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT THE 'KING OF THE RIVER HAT RACES',
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Hell... they gotta beat Eddie first!!!!blown480 wrote:SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT THE 'KING OF THE RIVER HAT RACES',
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
That's what I was thinking b white!B-White wrote:Hell... they gotta beat Eddie first!!!!blown480 wrote:SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT THE 'KING OF THE RIVER HAT RACES',
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Their quick to count the man out that has been busting their azz every week!!!!




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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Helms patted the gas on eddie with my 418.... and bill outran eddie in the glades lol try again.
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
helems aint got a chance an eddie is old news
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
I'll just be glad when those noisy pos are parked so I can enjoy the music and conversate with friends again. 

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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Amen joey.....
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Amen joey.....
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Amen joey.....
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
I guess yuo guys don't like the sound of horsepower. Just stay on the bank and play with your V A G I N A's. 

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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Smokinjoe helms aint got a chance huh? Im down for a sidebet if you are.....
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Helms is already a little feller.....you keep on and you gonna suck him down to nothing !!!big3country8 wrote:Smokinjoe helms aint got a chance huh? Im down for a sidebet if you are.....
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
B-White wrote:Helms is already a little feller.....you keep on and you gonna suck him down to nothing !!!big3country8 wrote:Smokinjoe helms aint got a chance huh? Im down for a sidebet if you are.....
Lmfao! Suprised Dave ain't 90lbs
Who needs hp. A 180's giving yall all you can handle

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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Ouch bwhite that was low but I guess its been coming after the devil in pieces comment on facebook lol.... no sucking here though just wanna play the odds since hes soo sure simpleman has it! Or maybe jose is gonna make the ride up? Theres no way helms can outrun him! But ill take the odds
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
flat bottom no additives Fast Eddie is the King when everyone gets done playing
around the fastest boat lines up for the hat Helms/simpleman maybe Harley
around the fastest boat lines up for the hat Helms/simpleman maybe Harley
Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
I hope to be able to make it! Im gonna bring my flat bottom hunt boat and the bottle! And make a few passes. 

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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Damn chuckie you better be careful! Your setup is pushing it in a flat bottom....
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Country we shod b alright! The boat ain't even got no jacks it's still pretty tight. it's just a heavy old ride boat.big3country8 wrote:Damn chuckie you better be careful! Your setup is pushing it in a flat bottom....

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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Ten four just hate to see ya fly it
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
I'm not sure who's gonna win but I do think b-white should do stand up that's some funny shizz
Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
HELMS BRING 'ALL' YOU GOT, I COULD CARE LESS WHO HOLDS/WINS THE 'HATS, MUCH LESS WHO YOU RUN, I WEZ JUST TRYIN TO PUT A LIL' SPICE' IN 'TNT' ON THURS, N SOUNDS LIKE YOU LIKE THE 'SPICE' JMO, BRING YALLS 'HERO' AKA 'HURTZS' I DONT THINK HE/YALL WILL BE WEARIN MULITUPLE HATS , COME N GET YA SUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!helms24 wrote:Tell you what 480, how about I run unlimited with mikes boat, simpleman runs flat bottom motor and I will run nitrous flat bottom....and I got out ran by Jose buy 3 boats and that a breeze to make up with the new power... That sounds like a race to me 480 are u going to have a problem if all those Waterthunder motors get the hats... Only if we can take them from that fasssstest in the swamp...
Or better yet what happen to the good old lets meet and run and drink beer...Big Tim is right let meet and cook some food...
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Lol.....the old devil got a little attention today!!! . Want be long now....big3country8 wrote:Ouch bwhite that was low but I guess its been coming after the devil in pieces comment on facebook lol.... no sucking here though just wanna play the odds since hes soo sure simpleman has it! Or maybe jose is gonna make the ride up? Theres no way helms can outrun him! But ill take the odds
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Lol.....the old devil got a little attention today!!! . Want be long now....big3country8 wrote:Ouch bwhite that was low but I guess its been coming after the devil in pieces comment on facebook lol.... no sucking here though just wanna play the odds since hes soo sure simpleman has it! Or maybe jose is gonna make the ride up? Theres no way helms can outrun him! But ill take the odds
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Re: SIMPLEMAN VS. HELMS AT 'KING OF THE RIVER ; HAT RACES'
Do the rules still state that you can only go for one hat not more then that each race? With the same boat that is.
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