What's you're favrite phrase

[newoldglory]

I have the majority of my "catch up" done after our "Thanksgiving at Old Glory" and have another day off tomorrow. I learned a new phrase today that I had never heard and thought that this would be an interesting topic since we can never be every where and hear it all. My new one is--- "an eye for an eye and we both go blind"---I have more but I want to see you're phrase, caption or favorite saying.

 

[Scarecrow]

My uncle would tell me all the time----son I,m shaving this cats a$$, your just lickin the razor. :lol:

 

[Birddog247]

Slicker then a honeymoon d#%k!

 

[dblj006]

not "plucking" this chicken, just watching the feathers fly

 

[Whitebear]

That metal on the floor is hotter than a two dollar w40re.

This knife is so sharp ! How sharp is it. It will cut a floatin turd and never ripple the water.....

If today was any finer I'd need a twin to help me enjoy it !

I've enjoyed just about all of this I can stand.

Is that Country ham any good.....It's just gooder than snuff and not half as dusty !

 

[nomad41]

You must have been eating gunpowder, cause your shooting off at the mouth

 

[SWAMPHUNTER45]

"The cost of a new airboat is HIGHER THAN A GIRAFFE PUSSY!"

 

[BenBad]

When you are asked by someone how you are.
I’m terrific but I will get better. Tried it the other ways and did not like them.

 

[[email protected]]

I don't know, I just work here.

You know not.

Chuck

 

[radtech]

On a particularly cold day..."It's colder than a witch's T1t in a brass bra" (One of my dad's favorite sayings)

 

[Deano]

Common Sense has become an Uncommon Commodity

 

[swampfox]

If somebody starts it, u better finish it! ( family of really respectful brawlers)... next...if ur gonna do something , don't dare the man to catch ya ...next... how's a fish get caught? He opens his mouth!

 

[clark-kentski]

That's going to go over like a turd in the punch bowl !

 

[[email protected]]

( at the end of a phone call ) go back to sleep

Chuck

 

[John Fenner]

When asked how are you doing, I was better but I got over it.

 

[BluByU2]

I'm feeling lower than a snake's belly in a tire rut.

 

[gobblerD]

"She's as pretty as a new born Calf"

 

[heyfishnfool]

That's worse than a fart in a diving helmet

 

[twister69z]

You can't have everything ,where would you put it!
Twister69z

 

[twister69z]

She fell out of a ugly tree and hit every branch!
Twister69z