What's you're favrite phrase

You're smarter than a hog!! That was what my supervisor told me while I was training to be a Rainbo Bread Salesman one time when I got a order right. Big Ed was what we called him.
 
I don't believe he's queer, but I think he would hold it in his mouth 'til the swelling go's down.


When asked by a restaurant manager "How is it?" ......."It will make a turd"


When contractors/employees are pecking at something with a hammer....."Hit it like it owes you money.......or........Hit it with your purse"
 
Now that just gets my goat!!

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

If penneys make a dollar, I'd be worth a fortune.
 
sometimes you're the pigeon, sometimes you're the statue!

if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his butt every time he jumps!

when you come to a fork in the road, take it!

better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it! (oops, Gerald's already got that one)

:rebel: :florida: :old_glory:
 
It's catty wampus.

You screwed up, now lick you're calf.

It's cheaper to rent them.

Another day, another dollar in the hole.
 
Worthless as tits on a boar hog
hottern a well diggers azz hole
it's raining harder than a cow pizzin on flat rock
 
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