What's you're favrite phrase

[skinnypockets]

I started out with nothing and still have most of it!!!

 

[Scarecrow]

If I tell you that ice water will scald a hog, just dash some on him and start screamin.

 

[Birddog247]

Kind of cold to be wearing that skirt; be careful you may get chapped lips!

 

[PAINKILLER]

When someone thinks less of you as a man----id rather be a dead white man then a nixger on a plantation

 

[broncobill]

Can't fix stupid! or What's got your panties in a wad.

 

[dblj006]

:shock: rut roh raggy

:toothy7:

 

[slimpickens]

Let's make like fruit of the looms. And haul azz

 

[Birddog247]

Let's make like fruit of the looms. And haul azz

FYI; fruit of the looms are bad luck on a boat. There's a banana on the tag.

 

[Hammer00]

me and a buddy were checking a girl out, and i said she looks good. I dont like heavy girls but she needs to have a lil meat on her bones like her. he said "u just dont like ur nutz to touch the sheets"

 

[gobblerD]

He is tougher than a truck stop steak.

 

[rabbit]

When describing someone who's confused..... he don't know whether to wind his butt or scratch his watch

 

[scrambletown]

don't let it sit around gathering dust sooner or later it will rust.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[davemotes]

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Death is hereditary.

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.

 

[swampfox]

Gotta smoke that sheet. U let it sit n ur Pocket its gonna go bad

 

[BUSHHOG85]

"Focked up worse than a naggers checkbook" :thumbleft:

 

[Cmcintosh721]

I'm so excited I'm shaking like a f****t holding a hot dog

 

[pipedog]

Let it RIP n!gger LIP

 

[pipedog]

If you have a camper that sleeps 6 then it f#&cks 12

 

[signcoc43]

If you were to ask An old bending enginner on the pipeline how he was doing he always said" if I saved up 1900.00 dollars id almost have 2000.00

 

[Birddog247]

That truck can't pull a wet noodle out of a stick of butter.