glades cat
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When you rely on something and it fails:
"Two is some…one is none"
"Two is some…one is none"
What's you're favrite phrase
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pierson skunkape
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" Sexier than a rooster with socks on " :lol: :lol:
newoldglory
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That's kinda like screwing a bobcat with a wet noodle.
Wait, my grand kids can turn this thing on!
Went over like a fart in a whirl wind.
Wait, my grand kids can turn this thing on!
Went over like a fart in a whirl wind.
Short round
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As nervous as a whore (lady of the night) in church.
Vern
Vern
Birddog247
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"Anal glaucoma" My ass doesn't see myself coming into work tomarrow!
Brotherbob
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As my buddy HASBEEN says when are all neck deep in the Brazo's river , next to our pretty ladies, drinking a cold beer......
"Anybody who don' like this , has got to be a HOMOsexual"!
"Anybody who don' like this , has got to be a HOMOsexual"!
North LA Hunter
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It colder than a well diggers azz.
It's hotter than camel puzzy out here.
Well that blew over like a fart in a tornado.
If I were any better there would be two of me.
Hotter than 2 rats fukin in a wool sock.
That chit'll buff out.
You would rather jack off a lion with a hand full of cocleburs than to mess with me.
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It's hotter than camel puzzy out here.
Well that blew over like a fart in a tornado.
If I were any better there would be two of me.
Hotter than 2 rats fukin in a wool sock.
That chit'll buff out.
You would rather jack off a lion with a hand full of cocleburs than to mess with me.
Sent from my beeper
newoldglory
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Now you've done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faster than a sheet quick in the everglades.
Slicker than scum in the Louisiana swamp.
Faster than a sheet quick in the everglades.
Slicker than scum in the Louisiana swamp.
Birddog247
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You must have that china mans disease because your dragon ass today!
