What's you're favrite phrase

Money can't buy you happiness...but it can make being miserable a whole lot easier.

Money can't buy you love....but it can rent it for an hour

One from my uncle that is similar to some others for when somebody is getting in your business. I am screwing this cat, you just hold his head.

Same uncle when we were working on a roof.... if you fall, you are fired right before you hit the ground
 
Well to those men who wine about little things

Its whats the mater your Puzzy hurt.

I have to thank another air boater for that saying. Right along with with when he asked the girl ,If she was just fat or pregnant. Some of you may know who that is.
 
When someone asks how your feeling, I feel finer than a frog hair, a sniper saying You can run but why Die tired and if you heard my shot you weren’t the Target and for somebody like our President we call Lightning bug because they aint real bright and their always showing their AZZ
 
Don't worry about the mule, load the wagon
Lookin like a cow starin at a new gate

We don't rent pigs.
 
when you see a good looking woman-----I would have to shoot the first load off in the ground to keep from hurting her.
 
You have to be 2% smarter than the thing you are trying to use!!

Let's not forget , if it tastes like $hit you ate to far!!


Doug
 
On a shirt I saw a few years ago at bike week:

" Smart like a horse and hung like Einstein "
 
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