What's you're favrite phrase

It's slipperier than greased Owl Sh_t
And that makes about as much sense as a five legged Mule
Don't start vast projects with half vast Ideas
If I'd known it was going to lead to this I would have picked my own dam cotton
 
"Harder than a whores heart" and instead of "I told u so" my granddad would tell me "if I tell u a chicken chews tobacco u look under his wing for a pouch"
 
A few of my old mans quotes

"Just because I've taught you all you know doesn't mean I've taught you all I know"

"That's harder (or colder) than my mother inlaws heart"

"patience, young weedhopper"

Some of mine are

"It was like that when I found it"

"I'll pay ya back later"
 
Don't cut your nose despite your face.

If wishes were horses all beggars would ride.

If ifs and buts were fruits and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas.

If common sense was common everybody would have it.
 
Happier then a puppy with two peters
If I was a dog I would lick my a$$ to get that taste out of my mouth



Doug
 
stick it where the sun don't shine.
and my all time favorite.
what the hell is this site turning in too.
and its 8 inches long.
 
when I see someone in a nice airboat.--------------if I had that boat and he had a feather in his ass me and him both would be tickled.
 
HE'S SO CHEAP HE'LL CLIMB OVER A GATE TO KEEP FROM WEARIN THE HINGES OUT!

THAT'S HARDER THEN WOODPECKER LIPS!
 
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